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🎉 CINCO DE DERBY | May 2–4 @ Satire 🎉 Two legendary events. One wild weekend. 🐎 Derby Day – Sat, May 3 Live races from noon, main event at 4:57 PM Mint Juleps (Satire style, made with Molly Brown bourbon) Hot Brown Squirrel sandwich (yes, it’s weird — and it slaps) 🌮 Cinco de Mayo Vibes – All Weekend Colowabo (salted lime beer) Desert Lizard (barrel-aged mango agave beer) Satire Margarita (stay tuned 👀) Border Squirrel (Mexican beef-stuffed squirrel bread—don’t ask, just eat) 🕒 HOURS: Fri & Sat: 12–10PM Sun: 12–8PM (Mon we're closed, but let’s be honest... the party’s all weekend.) 🎩 Bring your friends. Wear a hat. Get weird. 🐿️ TASTE THE FUN.